Motion Sickness

(Steve O)

Some genius at work here decided to give anybody who wanted to participate in some walking competition to raise money, or health awareness or something of that sort has decided to give out free pedometers.

Apparently they claimed that these large women who work on my floor will some how loose weight if they take just another 2 or 3 thousand steps a day. Well, these women who want to loose their massive fatnesses are to dang lazy to actually go outside and walk during lunch. So what are they doing??? They're thundering around the 4th floor every few minutes because they don't think they'll ever get their quota done for the day after work.

What on earth does this have to do with motion sickness?

This building was apparently not meant to withhold the stampeding appendage-balls that may only scientifically be classified as nothing other than women. They "run" by and my monitor trembles. My chair raises and lowers at an inconsistent frequency and amplitude. One> could communicate with the other side of the world with vibrations of these proportions. In fact, I would not be surprised if China has mis-interpreted our attempts at friendship and prepares for nuclear war. I can only hope that the people of the 3rd floor are not crapping their pants as the dust falls from the ceilings and the steel-girds creak and moan under the stress.

It is a wonder that the civil defense alarms have not already sounded their cry.

-steveo