Critical thinking...

Yesterday's conversation with a coworker. We were talking about nuts or something, here's the transcript, enjoy:

"Good choice with no walnuts…they are for old people anyway..."

"Yeah, and my mom ruins cookies all the time by putting walnuts in them. Like she doesn't want me to eat them or something."

"Ah ha….that is WHY she does that….now you understand how women think…."

"Umm…. no. Just more confused. Why the emphasis on 'why'?

Are you saying that women believe it's necessary to temp others (specifically men) with something they don't want in a blatent ruse to try to compromise their collective integrity? Like a constant test to see if someone is worthy or perfect, just to be able to laud it over them when they ultimately fail because they are temping yet another member of a race bound to sin? A fact which referenced testor has decided to neglect for the purposes of these constant and beligerant experiments? Simply looking of some one who is worthy of the task, but secretly and unconsciously aware that no one will ever pass every test and so they will never find their champion and hope is lost on them? Causing them (again, mostly men) to become aggrivated and to give up on the tests because their integrity will never be complete without divine intervention, which most men are too proud to accept? Said aggrivation then turns into a methodology which warps their perception of how women think of them? Ultimately they look upon others as those who are contestants in the game of life who will, invariably, lose every time.

Hey, nobody's perfect. :P"