Sleep and work

Two wholely independent things that usually go on in the space of a day, but should rarely be mixed. Sleeping on one's keyboard not only results in a strange grid being imprinted on your forehead, but can also afford you 17+ pages of 'k's. Another unfortunate side-effect is that the boss catches you in the act and has new cause to accuse you of being 'unproductive'.
Need an easy fix? When woken by a coworker or superior immediately check for drool. This must be done quickly and with as little cholent as one can muster in a situation like this. If no drool is found, immediately say, "In Jesus' name, Amen."

Even more awkward situations can arise, however. Like blurred vision or the inability for your corpus callosum to effectively run messages from one side of your brain to the other, thus, making it extremely difficult to identify objects. Strange things can occur. Like sticking your razor in your mouth, rather than a toothbrush. Or perhaps you have difficulty at the office despite the quantity of caffeine you attempt to induce.