!*!*!*! RANDOM FUNNIES !*!*!*!

I was at my place of work and I very large man came into my office with the most sincere look on his face and asked:

“How do I get to the parking lot?”





[Below is a fun conversation between Myself and the Asp about the fact that we both became 26…]


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ANMPH -

I am so soar..
How's it feel being older?
We're now on the downward slope to 30
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THE ASP -

Frankly, I'm surprised either one of us made it this far! :)
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ANMPH -

Yeah. I figure, looking back, I shouldn't have actually made it past 22.
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THE ASP -

I'll be re-surprised if either one of us gets to 30...
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ANMPH -

I just hope I can accomplish some of the things I hope to by the time I am 30.
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THE ASP -

If I were you, I'd scratch off #712, 'become Pope'. You're a bit off target for that one. ;)
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ANMPH -

DARN!!! Here I was hoping hook that one in there.
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THE ASP -

Yeah, it's 'cause you're married. They frown on that for some reason. Now if only you can get #442 'Shoot THE ASP to the moon!'
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ANMPH -

That would come after #441 "Build thermo-nuclear biodegradable atmospheric propulsion system, and ship"
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THE ASP -

Well, hold on a minute here… I thought you had that finished!
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ENJOY!

-ANMPH