Head trauma

Had a conversation with a buddy recently. He wanted to know if I wanted to buy his new mattress as he bought the wrong one and didn't want to haul it back to the factory.

Normally, I'd jump on a deal like that, but this time I didn't. For two reasons. The first, I have a new mattress. The second, I distinctly recall my doctor saying something along the lines of, "No more mo... jumping on the bed." Gets kind of fuzzy sometimes. They said I had a concussion related to some primates and some arial activity. Strange.