V-Day?

Please, someone.. quit with the abbreviation of Valentine's Day. I seriously keep reading it as 'VD'. This significantly changes the kind of diversion the 'holiday' brings. At least it changes the connotation. I don't know that I could quite find the right greeting card to say 'Will you be mine, Syphilis?' or 'I choo-choo-chose you, Gonorrhea'

Not like I was ever a big fan of Valentine's Day anyways. :P